Off with his Dress

I've never quite been able to control my vanity.

I consider myself a hat person, although I don't wear a hat too often.

In relation, today's question posits an anguish ridden dilemma;

Am I more attractive with a hat on?

How do you explicitly judge a person's attractiveness?

Some sort of questionnaire perhaps. On a scale of 1 - 5, 5 being very attractive. Answers shaded in, points tallied up. It goes something like this:

How do you look in a hat?
3 <not bad>

How do you look in a leotard?
1 <could do without>

How do you look in spandex?
N/A

Endless questions, certianly not feasible.

This leads me to conclude that the the removal of clothes & other "cover-ons" is necessary.

To be truly judged//you must be nude//

I will revert from generalizations.

Though in my case, it is evident that how I dress and my way of being is a direct reflection of the state of my private parts.

@hellokittyhell

SHOUT OUT

;..off with his dress..!!!;