Give it 2 me: Kitty Style.

It was a technically challenged day at the
>fucked up bullshit bank< ("F.U.B.B.");

Iacronyms;

In other news, my deaf dwarf Persianis in heat//she's been butt-kissing me the entire night.

instinctively felt obliged to "hit that thang"; this was puzzling given his recent castration situation, the kid's libido is indestructible.

After a relatively brief hether tether courtship dance,
Cat and Bei Bei went into the hall-way, out of sight, and proceeded to intermingle.

Being an animal planet junkie, i had to witness this exposee first hand.

I crept carefully towards my closet, maintaining a perfect cool, as cats are immediately aware of any peculiarity in their humans. I peeked peripherally as I rummaged through my things as if looking in urgency; the felines glanced briefly my way making sure an audience hadn't assembled and proceeded to hump. Bei Bei at this point is chirping excitedly.

5 minutes later she hisses for the dawg to get off of her. Cat hesitates, but decides he wants to keep whatever's left of his junk, as Bei Bei's demeanor was quite blackwidow-esque.

Taking M.C.'s advice literally, Bei Bei Shakes It Off & Licks it Off, removing any traces of Cat, and retorts to her nominal posture, sighing delightedly.

FINDINGS:
Kitty Style surpasses doggystyle in Degrees Sextigrades.

It inherently involves hair pulling, where-as it's an added bonus with doggy style. Imagine the prospects of Kitty Style bonuses!?

IN BRIEF, doggy style ain't got nothin' on kitty style.

Today's SHOUT OUT

;..give it 2 me kitty style;..!!!